10 things I hate about you....

I hate the way you talk to me.
And the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots.
And the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick-- it even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh -- even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it that you're not around.
And the fact that you didn't call.

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you - -
not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

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From the movie "10 Things I hate about you" (1999)